In today's NFL, celebrating is hard. You can't use a cell phone without getting fined. You can't steal someone else's popcorn. You can't hide a sharpie in your sock and sign the ball. You can't position women in different stages of labor (to make sure that one is ready for birth) on the sidelines and deliver one of their babies (depending on when you score) after you score a touchdown. You can't drive Panzer tanks into the stadium and reenact Rommel's campaign in North Africa. In other words, you're completely handcuffed. Tony Scheffler is not going to let that little prick Goddell slow him down. Let's take a look at Tony's reinactment of that mildly entertaining AT&T flashmob commercial:
Tony Scheffler
Dude from AT&T Commercial
Judges?
Artistry: 8.5 - If he would have scored the TD in a trenchcoat and then thrown it off to begin his dance, he would have seen this around a 9.5-10. He was near perfect in selling the passion of the dance.
Technical mastery: 9.5 - From his jazz hands to the shuffle backward floppy arms move, he's near perfect
For a moment, forget the fact that rules force him to recreate average commercials. Just look at the showmanship, the attention to detail, the professionalism with which Tony moves through the routine. If this is any indication of the attention to detail that the team will show this Thanksgiving, we'll beat the Packers by 90, tear Aaron Rodgers ACL, only to instantly and professional repair it on the field to allow him to play the rest of the game, and lose by 90.
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