A significant portion of the Michigan fan base are Detroit Lions, so hopefully this will be of interest to most of you. For the rest of you, I guess this is college football related because Tim Tebow is such a marginal NFL QB that he'll likely be remembered for his college exploits, i.e. going to the University of Florida, playing QB, and not having sex. The lack of Tebowning, in my opinion, was much more difficult than winning a Heisman. In that position he could have slipped getting out of the shower and found himself thrice a non-virgin.
Now, if you love Tim Tebow as much as I do, then you'll no doubt love the below video. Honestly, how many times does he have to turn the Gatorade cooler to wine before you heretics jump on the JC/TT train? Here's another believer below. Stephen Tulloch was so overcome with Tebowmania after wrestling Timmy to the ground that he couldn't but pull off a now famous pose:
I like how Tulloch Tebows right next to Tebow, while expertly keeping Tebow in the frame. Very Kurosawaesque Stephen.
If that wasn't enough, the offense refused to be upstaged while upstaging Tebow.
Tony Scheffler attempted to sneak 3 different routines into one TD celebration in case he doesn't get back into the endzone this year. Given more time he would have Double Dream Handed all the way up the field. We also would have recreated Black Swan, including the lesbian scene, but he was concerned it was excessive.
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