In Thursday's Dean's List: Pickup Lines to Try at Sporting Events

Click. You know you want to. Go to today's Dean's List to learn all the secrets. It's basically the dream of every dude to have a significant other they can share sports with, so chances are you'll meet them at a sporting event.

Also, why is a letter from Alabama in the toilet?

Because a Notre Dame recruit put it there. Harsh? Maybe.

Dean's List also has an ump getting drilled with a fastball, some slip-n-sliding, and Flo Rida gave Kate Upton's "big booty a slap."

Alright then.

Check out today's Dean's List to see it all.

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