I was reading Peter King, this afternoon and I was shocked, and I mean shocked, to learn that Chicago talk of the town Henry Melton, played RB in college at Texas. Hammerin' Hank sacked Matt Ryan twice in week 1 to go along with 7 (seven) (7!) QB hits. Poor Matt Ryan finally knows how all those BC co-eds felt after a night on the Ryan Express. Hank the Tank is also 6'3" 295 pounds, which is not exactly RB size, although it would be hilarious to see a person that size play RB. Youtube you say? Why yes youtube was there when a 270 Henryicane was doing work in Austin. Let's take a look at Oh Henry pulverize linebackers into a fine powder that will eventually be used in painting the yardage lines.
TD Against Louisiana-Lafayette
I think ULL might have thrown this game, either that or none of their players are close to 270 pounds
Ouchies Texas A&M LB
Sure it's Rice, but look at the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man move
and here's old Henry in the NFL, at the 1:00 mark and 3:00 mark
...and for those of you who still aren't satisfied with the RB who can truck linebackers, change positions to DT, still be an impact player and then, years later, throw a football from one end of a basketball court into a hoop at the other end, I give you this:
That's how you Jersey Turnpike what's probably a teenager in a grandmother costume. And this is how Henry Dougies: (All thanks for Hank's youtube channel)
I think that's officially everything you wanted to know about Henry Melton.
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