Alabama vs. Michigan - 31 Days to FootballGeddon in Dallas

There is only one calendar month separating the Michigan offensive line from 320 lbs of dump-truck bench pressing Australian.

Unfortunately for the Tide, the strongest player on the field isn't always the most impactful. This was the case in the 2000 Orange Bowl when Tom Brady, whose 40 can be timed with a sun dial and who, based on this picture, looks like he couldn't bench press a Jordan Weiber holding a Chinese gymnast (131 total pounds).

Fortunately for Michigan, he could do this:

If we can stop Jesse Williams from ingesting Denard Robinson for 4 quarters, we'll have a chance at running our winning streak against Alabama to two.