I have a less than positive feeling about tomorrow's game, especially after Matt Gatens collectively pants'd our entire team. Even after we told him to stop and that it wasn't funny, he relentlessly chided us about our inferior bulges and give us titty twisters and wet willies en route to a 16 point victory in Iowa City.
I don't know how you recover from a Matt Gatens titty twister and I pray that I never have to figure it out. What I do know is that we play what was a very hot Michigan State team tomorrow. They fell victim to what Northwestern co-eds now refer to as THE SHURNA (Just ask the Tri-Delts, helllllllloooooooooooo).
We'll start our analysis with a video that makes me angry, while taking me back to a time when I was I full of hope and believed that Chris Webber came to Michigan because he liked the Kinesiology program:
It's easy to forget how good Shawn Respert was, but when you realize he was traded for "The Shaq of the MAC" Gary Trent on draft night, you start to remember.
If your name is Travis Conlan or Jerod Ward that made you feel bad. This will make you feel better:
Verdict: The man that scored 20 in the second half of that video is still on our team. The man who scored all those points in the first video is an assistant coach for the Minnesota Timberwolves. Checkmate.
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