...and yeah, that’s how I saved Christmas! Oh, Readers... excuse me. Didn’t see ya there. My name is Mike, and going forward I’ll be recapping the performances of Michigan State players based on whatever measurement I see fit. By reading this article, you are essentially choosing to agree with me fully and never once offer an opinion that differs from mine. You are encouraged to offer those opinions in the comments sections, but know that I will defend the author of the column to the death. It is worth noting, however, that the author has no shortage of semi-knowledgeable nonsense when it comes to Michigan State sports.
The Definitive, Undisputable, Totally Factual Player Rankings for Miles Bridges, Eron Harris, and other Spartans
