Michigan State's offense requires new teeth

I have all 32 teeth. Let's see how many remain after this Spartan fall.I am not going to Spartan Stadium on Saturday's this fall for tooth extractions. I won't do it.

It was disappointing. Too many mistakes everywhere by Michigan State, especially playing against a sub-par opponent in Florida Atlantic. We’re 1-0, but here are some of my thoughts.

About last night’s game. It didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out MSU is in trouble on the offensive line. Three yards and a cloud of dust?" We fed the ball to Carter 19 times for 2.5 yards a carry. That sucks. And, many of the plays were telegraphed. I'm sitting up in Section 121 with Sloth, the God Deieter, and the rest of the section,…