Have you caught your breath from Tuesday yet? I haven’t.
That might be because of how fat I got over the holidays but that’s not the point. Luckily for Spartan fans, the guys actually playing on the team are in significantly better shape than I am and should have no trouble feeling fresh for tonight’s game. Except Miles Bridges, who still isn’t playing. I may be fat but at least I can run MILES. Ok, that was uncalled for, I apologize.
The Opponent: Northwestern. Not to be confused with Northeastern. Ah, there’s the mindmeltingly painful flashback we were all waiting for.