Fish Stripes · Jun 4, 2022
SFG 15, MIA 6; Not F****** Trying
The Marlins promoted Friday night’s game against the Giants by unveiling a new “NFT art display.” How appropriate that it took only a couple innings of awful baseball to turn us all into bored apes.
This was the Marlins’ 29th loss of the season and their most lopsided one. It came the day after assistant general manager Dan Greenlee described the Fish as “very competitive.” In that same interview, Greenlee expressed confidence in Elieser Hernandez turning around his 2022 campaign once his sky-high home run rate “normalizes.” That comment also aged poorly.