Ed. Note: This is satire. Don’t @ me. - TB
Following Thursday night’s rager at KOMODO in Miami, Deter Jeter gave the following press release in regards to massive changes for the Marlins organization. Jeter was accompanied by Sean “Puff Daddy” “Puffy” “P. Diddy” “Diddy” Combs at the podium. Fish Stripes was given an exclusive transcript of the statement. Stay tuned for updates as they come throughout the day.
Prior to our acquisition of the team, we knew we were going to have to make some difficult moves, in the front office and on the field.