The dapper Giancarlo Stanton sat down with Jimmy Kimmel last night and discussed Derek Jeter, hitting home runs, his monster contract, and potentially being traded.
First off, how has Jeter not spoke with Giancarlo yet? For a man with two iPads and the title of CEO, not speaking with your biggest asset seems bananas to me. Just say hello. Ask him where he gets his cowboy hats. Drop him a text telling him he looked quite handsome on Kimmel. Send him a card that says thanks for one of the most prolific offensive seasons in recent baseball memory and how grateful you are for his trade value being the highest its ever been.