State of the U Media Day

Sam Sharpe-USA TODAY SportsWith ACC Media Day around the corner, I wanted to simulate the experience for you. What are my plans for this season? What do I think of the Canes in 2015? Will fans like the new uniforms? It's time for a fictional interview.

Reporter: "Did you actually go 119-119-3 picking games in the regular season last year? That seems really hard to do, even if you tried."

Pickens: "Precise Mediocrity has become my calling card the past two seasons. There is nothing more frustrating than being average. I have a graduate degree in mean reversion. That being said, I feel strongly that this year could be the breakout performance I've been looking for. Why? Because it's July and…