What it do, y’all? Happy victory Monday (remember those?), and HAPPY HALLOWEEN. The only thing scarier than the movies on SyFy the past week is the state of the Miami Hurricanes’ offense. Let’s get to it...
1) Yes, this offense is beyond abysmal right now. I was racking my brain while watching Saturday’s rock fight in Charlottesville, wondering if I have ever seen a worse unit since I’d become a Canes fan many, many years ago. Watching Dan Enos and his soggy play sheet drown in a sad loss to Duke is on the list, as is losing in shutout fashion to Louisiana Tech in Shreveport.