The Miami Dolphins Doomsday Meter: Back to Business

Okay, alright... after taking last Thursday off from the Miami Dolphins’ Doomsday Meter column due to the Thursday Night Football game against the Baltimore Ravens, we now return to your regularly scheduled bit of “doom and gloom” reading.

But, before we do, let’s all give one last round of applause to this Miami Dolphins squad for giving us a spectacle of exuberant entertainment the likes of which we haven’t seen during the first half of the 2021 NFL season in their convincing win over the perennial powerhouses from Baltimore. Well done, fellas. Let’s keep it up against the Jets this week.

Now that that’s out of the way, let’s take the aqua colored glasses off for just a moment and remember…