Miami Dolphins: Deux et Machina, not for us!

The Truths:

The Miami Dolphins have played two “one-half” games the last two weeks. A “half-game” was good enough against the hapless New York Jets but a “half-game” was NOWHERE near good enough against the unspectacular New England Patriots. How they reached the Super Bowl last year just shows that lady luck and buffoonery still reign supreme in the NFL.

Zebras gone wild – Courtesy of Greek and Latin writers:

And let us not forget how the Patriots are the recipient of every close call, especially against us. I literally think that on EVERY single non-procedural penalty, the refs call up to Goodell and Satan to ask permission to charge the Patriots with a penalty. I am not joking. A bunch of…