Here we are again, that witching time of year.
Something that will put a chill even the bravest South Florida soul:
The Dolphins, down to their third-string quarterback, are headed into their personal house of horrors.
Nobody liked a good ghost story like Edgar Allan Poe, but even he might have objected to this much macabre.
Quoth the Raven, Never-going-to-win-here-anymore?
Yes, the Baltimore Ravens, not the Patriots, are the team that truly haunts the Dolphins. The Dolphins' recent history with the purple birds is flat-out Hitchcockian.
OK, enough of the ghoulish puns.