You can tell the Phins are getting better because EP’s articles are becoming more serious.
— Phin is the Word, 9/29/2022
I wish I could prove that sentiment wrong with a rip-roarin’, rootin-tootin’, stoopy-poopy-scaredy beaver, absolute laugh riot of an article here. Sadly, despite the Dolphins stumbling for the first time this year, there wasn’t a whole lot of levity to be found last Thursday night.
I was there. I was there 3,000 years ago when Miami travelled to Cincinnati to face the underperforming Bengals.
This afforded me an unimpeded view of a game I’d have rather not seen.