Five Things I Think I Think About the Miami Dolphins - Week 1

I’ll let Clay Davis of The Wire take this intro off my hands: Sheeeeeeeeeeit.

Omar comin’? Nah; Superbowl comin’! At least that’s what you might feel like after Week One’s intoxicating win over the San Diego Chargers.

Let’s look a bit closer.

The new vaunted Dolphins’ D looked a little sketchy

Who starts out with a complaint? Boooooo! This guy sucks!

Deal with it.

Vic Fangio’s shiny toys gave up 234 yards on the ground to the Chargers, including 117 to Austin Ekeler and 91 to Joshua Kelley. No matter how many other excellent stats there are to counter with (and there definitely are): that’s bad.

The defense did hold Justin ‘Stats McGee’ Herbert to only 228 yards passing, which is a good sign with…