Five Things I Think I Think About the 2022 Miami Dolphins

Photo by Bonnie Britain/SOPA Images/LightRocket via Getty ImagesHEEEEY YOU GUUUUYS (AND GALS)! Remember this mess? From before? I’m back and so is the most wonderful time of the year (almost)! So very soon the Miami Dolphins will open the 2022 NFL season against Back Alley Bill and the New England *Patriots. I call him ‘Back Alley’ because his sweatshirts make him look like he lives behind and/or sometimes inside of a dumpster. Speaking of dumpsters: The 2022 Miami Dolphins! I kid. I really, really, really hope I kid.

There have been some changes a-brewin in South Beach lately. Miami has a new coach with smooth hair and cool glasses. Mike McDaniel most definitely sits on his chair backwards…