EgregiousPhilbin and the Philosopher’s Stone: The Miami Dolphins 2022 Offseason

Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?

My mind, body, and soul have finally recovered from the incredible drubbing they all took while cranking out a whole article every week. The horror of reliable output. I know; it’s nothing in comparison to the devastation you endured having to read it.

Now that the 2021 season is over and *checks notes* literally nothing has happened since, I can make my triumphpant return to dulling your minds with my annual ‘What If GM’s Didn’t Need Any Qualifications?