An offseason marred by strange and negative vibes reared its ugly head almost immediately after the Miami Dolphins kicked off their 2025 campaign. What was a prime opportunity to put quickly turned into them finding themselves on the wrong side of a historically bad feat. They faced an Indianapolis Colts franchise that has notoriously struggled in Week 1 for over a decade only to get shellacked.
Miami lost 33-8 to a Colts club that hadn't won a regular-season opener since 2013. Yeesh. The Dolphins' struggled mightily on both sides of the ball in a concerningly brutal effort.