Dear Miami Heat:
Seeing your team win is nice and all. Heck, Miami is the place where Dave Fizdale made his name.
I feel bad for your organization as well. First, LeBron promises “not four, not five, not six” rings, then bolts back home after losing to the Spurs. Long-time Miami icon Dwyane Wade left gorgeous weather for cold winters. Then, Chris Bosh may not play another game ever again.
I feel bad for the struggles you’ve endured.
However, despite all such things, please do us a favor and go back to losing.
I’ll admit that seeing your team win is fun and all.