It’s time to end the NFL’s tyranny on Thanksgiving.
Why should you resign yourself to watching three straight craptacular games of football when you can inject the fun and joy that is college basketball straight into your veins all day long? You know that once Uncle Dave gets into his second brandy old fashioned that he’s going to want to talk about the NFL players kneeling for the anthem and hooooooboy that is going to lead nowhere good for anyone, especially with dinner not for another four hours.
Skip the bad football, skip the bad half-drunk taeks, and watch the metric pants-load of college hoops on TV instead!