Wake up nerds. It’s game day.
You didn’t stuff your schedule with Monday/Wednesday hour and fifteen minute classes so you could spend your Fridays studying. Give yourself a good nap though, because I know you spend your Thursday doing some combination of mug night at Caff’s, Miss Katie’s karaoke, and Old German Beer Hall $5.50 Liters. By the time you come back to this article to load queue up the music, hopefully you’ve gone to Discount Liquor at 53rd and Oklahoma (easily the best liquor store I’ve ever been to. An absolute goldmine) and picked up a Big O from Oscar’s (That place is light years better than Sobelman’s don’t @ me) [Editor’s note: Ben is adhering the official position of this website.