The Rules Of Cheering For College Football Anarchy

A helpful system for football loyalty free agents to enjoy the ridiculousness that is college football.

I’m just going to cut straight to the point here: College football is ridiculous.

Like, REALLY ridiculous.

I don’t mean it in the “it’s a terrible sport and you should all feel ashamed of yourselves for participating and/or watching it” kind of way. What I mean is that Bowl Subdivision college football is ridiculous because it’s not an officially recognized NCAA sport.

Don’t believe me? Here’s the trophy that the winner of the College Football Playoff gets:

And here’s the trophy that every other champion in every other NCAA sport gets, regardless of the division in which they compete:

Shoutout to Ryan Arcidiacono.