I promise I will try to write this with a layer of objectivity. I realize I’m not Noted Marquette Beat Reporter Ben Steele here, but if you’re reading this you either missed the game, were watching it in the background, or just generally want to know what the hell happened from a different perspective. I also try to keep as level a head about sports as possible, since games like this feel like rock bottom for a reason: they’re not sustainable. So with that in mind, let me give you an honest, fair recap of the game.
I don’t care that they beat Eastern Illinois (86-83 in overtime, for the record).