Alright, class: what are the two rules of cupcake-season basketball?
(CLASS STANDS AND CHANTS LIKE THE BRITISH KIDS IN THE PINK FLOYD "ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL PT. 2" VIDEO)
(1) We don't need no one to get hurt.
(2) We need everyone to get some run.
All in all, it was a successful evening for YOUR Marquette Golden Eagles, who shook off the rust of a week-long layoff (and the emotional hangover from dispatching Bo Ryan into early-ish retirement) to down the Cougars of Chicago State, 91-74 tonight at the Bradley Center.