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The Basketball Tournament 2018: Golden Eagles 90, Boeheim’s Army Less Than That; Suck It Jim

You know who can go suck an egg? Every single person associated with Syracuse. The only reason Jim Boeheim’s miserable existence has led to even one moment of happiness is that Nick Collison and Jeff Graves went a combined 5/17 from the foul line in the 2003 title game and Hakim Warrick was able to jump across the entire length of the court. The Carrier Dome would serve a much better purpose if it housed the court files of its basketball players instead of their games. My ideal outcome for this game would have been for Eric Devendorf to take a shower for the first time since 1998, but a 90-86 win for the Golden Eagles Alumni team is a decent consolation prize.