No fluffy intro. It’d just be pointless dribble that I’d use as filler to make myself feel like I write for Grantland or something anyways. Plus, you people gobble up spoonerisms like Matt Painter and Touch of Grey. You probably don’t deserve it anyway because I know for a fact you’re avoiding like 5 responsibilities right now. I’m sure you have your reasons.
Here are the official Marquette basketball spoonerism rankings:
12. Chaanif Heatham
For a last place finish, it’s nothing if not pronounceable. That’s a tough thing to do (SMH @ my parents for not realizing Snen Bider is a trash spoonerism).