Here is a real sentence I wrote in the preview for Saturday night’s Marquette men’s soccer game against St. John’s:
That leaves this match, this Saturday afternoon road contest in New York, as MU’s last real shot at gaining points in the Big East standings.
Your final from Queens: St. John’s 4, Marquette 0.
I am not making that up.
St. John’s scored on their third and fifth shots on the game, coming in the 25th and 40th minutes respectively, while holding the Golden Eagles without a shot at all in the first half.