What’s the worst Christmas song of all time? My first answer would be Quin-Snyder-In-Song-Form Baby It’s Cold Outside, but that doesn’t even mention Christmas somehow. My answer might end up being Train’s Shake Up Christmas. In a genre that prides itself on appealing to weirdos that actually enjoy winter, this song laps the field.
On an unrelated note, is there a band with a bigger drop off between their best song and the rest of their songs than Train? Leave out one hit wonders from this discussion; I’m talking artists with multiple Billboard hits and longevity.