Friends, family, my fellow Golden Eagle fans, a plague has beset itself upon our humble Anonymous Eagle community. What was once a stable foundation has been rocked by outside forces to dent the one thing we have been able to hang our hat on: trust. You have been lied to, cheated, swindled, bamboozled and I encourage you to take your loved ones and leave this place before this gets worse. There is no glory to be had in defeat.
This plague is me.
I will address all rumors claimed about me. Yes, I stated I would eat a shoe if Marquette lost to Villanova Saturday.