“If any of y’all need massages after the game, if any of you ladies need massages, I got y’all … Not for the dudes, though, not for the dudes! Only for the girls.”
It’s not often that people cringe so hard that they have to physically look away, but both I and the people around me were at that point after local DJ Promise said those words at Marquette Madness Friday.
It wouldn’t stop, either. He said a little bit of it, gauged the nonexistent crowd reaction, and somehow thought it would be a good idea to keep going.