I’m pretty impressed with the way the Marquette basketball fan community comes up with nicknames and catchphrases. #TheThing is the obvious one that comes to mind, since it appeared on multiple national broadcasts on multiple networks, but we also have The Milkman and its variations, Theology John baptizing fools that he dunks on or blocks, The Condors, things of that nature. There is, however, one painfully obvious nickname that the Marquette faithful have not latched onto.
I’m normally against wedging a nickname like this, but it’s been a year you guys. We need to speed the process up.