Wayne Rooney's £150,000 Land Rover was defaced with obscene drawings and smeared graffiti after he left it parked in a busy Christmas market in Prestbury, Cheshire, over the weekend.
The Derby County manager, 36, parked his Overfinch Defender in a spot supposedly meant for church bell ringers, with the former pro footballer 'refusing requests to move it' by Christmas market organisers.
Disgruntled locals retaliated by leaving giant genitals in the dirt on the bonnet and sides of the vehicle, which was left less than a mile from the Rooney's £6million home.