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Man United paying an agent £15m for Alexis Sanchez is the going rate, they're not depriving nurses or starving children... plus, why he's more Windolene than Wolverine and some Manchester magic from 1991

Well, this should make the Five Points column interesting. You better have some banging tunes lined up to drown out the mob. GodShowMeMagic, Southampton.

I know, I know. There was me moaning that everyone was agreeing with me last week, because it made Five Points difficult and now we haven’t got room for all the dissent, not to mention the virtue-signalling. Apologies to those who want to talk about something different but I think we’ll go debate-style this week on agents, their due and Tuesday’s column about Alexis Sanchez’s prospective move to Manchester United.