Few people go through life ever feeling the need to suck on a raw chicken but, in rather seductive fashion, Patrice Evra is one of them.
Let me take you back to November 2018. A consequential month for humankind. The Brexit draft plan was approved. NASA's Voyager 2 reached interstellar space. And Evra released one of the most sickening videos on the internet.
There's no way to dress it up - not even with copious amounts of gravy. Evra's culinary adventure quite simply stunned the nation. Shocking and sultry in equal measure, yes.