Bruno Fernandes insisted he will only relax when he dies after another blistering performance - despite Ruben Amorim's exhortations for him to calm down.
The Manchester United captain put two goals past Athletic Bilbao on Thursday night as the Red Devils put one foot in the Europa League final with a 3-0 win.
His relentless form has seen him strike up 37 goal contributions for the season and it is bleak for United fans to imagine where they would be without him.
An impeccable fitness record means he has scarcely missed a game since signing for £68million from Sporting Lisbon in 2020.