Credit to the Manchester United fans who staged a sit-in after this most docile of derbies because it must have been hard enough sitting through it in the first place.
Showing more passion than these two teams managed in 90 mind-numbing minutes of football, they protested against the way the club is being run.
But you couldn't pin this on the Glazers or Sir Jim Ratcliffe. This was on the men in red and blue who shadow boxed their way through the 196th Manchester derby and then embraced warmly in the evening sunshine at the end.