Aw hell guys, anybody know who we are playing this week?
/thumbs through schedule
Holy shit balls, it's Auburn week. Fuck if I wasn't so blinded with skull splitting rage I totally god damned forgot why I generated all this hate. Fuck Auburn. Fuck Chaz Ramsey. Let's do this god damned thing.
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