Dear Ole Miss,
Hello! Zachary Junda here, I’m coming to you with a very pressing matter. I’m worried one of your football players, quarterback John Rhys Plumlee, will cause a great deal of harm to my grandfather.
You see, he was in town this past week as he had to evacuate from his home due to Hurricane Laura. He and his home are fine, thank you for asking.
Anyway, to pass the time Thursday night we were watching a replay of the national championship game. I don’t know if you heard, but LSU won it all last year.