Fuchsia is Not Purple, You Maroon-Wearing Monsters

Football’s (basically) here and while most of us will spend our Saturdays proudly draped in the majestic colors of our favorite football team, toasting to its miraculous victories (or, quite possibly its hard-fought defeats) some of you will make outfit choices that fly in the face of our tight-knit, Tiger-loving community.

For some reason, a small segment of (inferior) LSU fans show up for game-related events sporting a color that I’d describe as … not quite purple. Maybe it’s a few shades too maroon? A tinge of wine? More than a bit of pink?

Whatever it is, it’s not purple and it’s definitely not gold, which means it is time for another critical public service announcement.

Let’s be very,…