And The Valley Scripts: Joe Burrow Moves Into The Heisman House

DECEMBER 15, 11:30 A.M.

INT. THE BACK OF AN UBER WITH BLACKED OUT WINDOWS

Joe Burrow still can’t believe it. After leaving Ohio State, all he wanted to do was be a starting quarterback. He never imagined he would rewrite the SEC record books and win the Heisman Trophy. But here he is, the morning after winning the award, on his way to one last formality before he begins preparing for the College Football Playoff.

BURROW: Look I know I’m not supposed to know where I’m going, but can you at least tell me if we’re almost there?

The windows are blacked out on the inside. Burrow is not exactly sure where he’s going, but was told by the Heisman Trust to pack his bags and not ask any questions. Being…