THIS STORY DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY SPOILERS FOR ‘F9’
WELL AT LEAST NOTHING THAT WASN’T SPOILED IN THE FOUR-MINUTE LONG TRAILERS
Movie theaters are open again, and after sitting in the can for more than a year, one of 2020’s most anticipated releases is finally here. F9? Fast 9? It’s the ninth Fast & Furious movie, you know what it is.
If you haven’t seen a Fast movie, there’s no point in seeing this movie or reading this review. Walking into F9 blind is like watching Infinity War or the final episode of Lost.