This much is sure: the fine gentlemen and gentlewomen (gentlefolk?) of this website have proven their splendid taste over the years. If you click the article tag above, you will find a trove of lovely drink creations and inspired food recipes that will make you want to die in a coffin of butter, booze, and grease. Not the worst way to go.
But I am not here today to fancify your tastes. I want you — yes you, the cheap-booze-swilling, hot-dog-inhaling tailgater — to know: it’s okay.
There will be no drink shaming here, dear friend, for this is a safe tailgating space.