Days before the rest of America springs forward, time for the University of Louisville Men’s Basketball team lurched ahead prematurely.
At 11:47 PM Wednesday evening in Brooklyn, the clock struck Midnight.
13 minutes. Poetic.
No glass slipper to be found, the interlopers were escorted from the ball.
Louisville 50, Virginia 51.
It was closer than that.
In the final game of a season U of L fans shall not remember fondly, the Cardinal basketball team walked off the court worthy of the hallowed jerseys they wore.
All matters considered, this fellow can ask no more.