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Trial By Numbers - Football Edition

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(As I slide into the back of the courtroom a strong sense of déjà vu comes over me as I feel as if I was in this same position not so long ago. The defendant is different, but the vibe is eerily the same. Those in attendance are clearly frustrated, but there are also plenty of bright red open seats throughout the room. Apathy is a silent killer. The bailiff is walking in…fair warning, this is gonna be a long one).

Bailiff: All rise for the honorable Judge Kapowski

(The judge enters the room looking like she could have been a fashion model in Paris but chose law school instead.