Before we get started, my fellow hoops diehards, this dire warning just in from the Center for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta.
For Immediate Release: We have now confirmed a serious outbreak in isolated sections of Hoopsylvania, which, if not addressed immediately and contained, could raise to epidemic proportions, resulting in catastrophe. The CDC can not recommend highly enough that remedial procedures be implemented immediately.
On Saturday, December 28, 2019, the University of Louisville Cardinals displayed virulent symptoms of severe hypercharitystripenisia. In a basketball game against the University of Kentucky, the team made only 9 of 20 free throw attempts, a number remarkably lower than the norm.