A guide to the 2020-21 college basketball season for diehard football fans

Have you been so consumed by football for the last five months that you’re woefully behind on what’s been happening in the world of college basketball? Would you like to change that so you sound like you know what you’re talking about once March Madness rolls around in a month?

Once again, I’m here to help you, the diehard football fan who is finally ready to start paying attention to college hoops now that the Super Bowl is over.

Let’s hear your questions.

Ok, we do this every year with the first question: I ask you a simple “who’s good,” you ramble on for like 2,000 words, and then we’re finally able to move on to more fun stuff.